Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oh Dr. Leary

"I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, alright? That's the name of my new book. "Shut the fuck up" by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy. I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I..." "Shut the fuck up! Next!" "I dont feel so..." "Shut the fuck up, next!" 

"He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now" 

Whining fuckin maggots.

-Dr. Denis Leary

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